The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever!
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The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever!
"A mother was taking a shower when her 2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so she ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that she had copies made and included one with each of their Christmas cards.
Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that she take a closer look. Puzzled, the mother stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to her son, she had captured her reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!"
"A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away."
"A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, 'PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE."
That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'THUMBTACKS.' In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: 'DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?'
An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, "Ma'am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?"
She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Customers in the bar started staring at them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and ashamed.
The young woman waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on her face she says, "I am sorry if I embarrassed you.
You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments." The cunning guy now yells loudly, "What do you mean by $500?"
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embarrassing
형. 난처하게 하는
adorable
형. 찬양할 만한, 숭배할 만한; 아주 좋아할 만한; 몹시 귀엽고 사랑스러운, 반할만한
hysterically
부. 히스테릭하게, 통제못하고 감정을 폭발하며
nuts
형. 미친, 제정신이 아닌; (속어) 흥분된, 열광하는
명. 불알, 남성의 생식기관 (속어)
grin
동. 방글방글 웃다, 싱글싱글 웃다; 이를 드러내고 웃다, 히죽거리다
beet
명. (식물) 사탕무, 비트
introvert
명. 내향적인 사람
muster
동. 소집하다, 불러 모으다, 집합시키다
dejected
형. 낙심한, 풀죽은, 낙담한
ashamed
형. 부끄러워하는, 수치스러워하는
psychiatry
명. 정신의학, 정신병학
