Cinderella Would Be Shocked
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Cinderella Would Be Shocked
Sure, there are some pretty stupid criminals out there. Yet this excerpt from a Washington Post article proves that not all criminals are dumb ? In fact, some are so clever that the Post labeled this article, "The Best Comeback Line Ever".
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, Picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's... just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Darn ... is it midnight already?"
본문에 나오는 주요 단어와 발음청취
criminal
명. 범인, 범죄자
excerpt
명. 발췌록
patch
동. 쇳조각으로 구멍을 막다; 헝겊을 대고 깊다; (컴퓨터) 임시 교정하다
명. 덧대는 천조각; 반점; 반창고; 특정 구역; 프로그램의 부분적 수정
lewd
형. 저속한, 상스러운; 음란한, 정욕적인, 호색적인
lascivious
형. 음탕한, 음란한; 선정적인, 성욕을 일으키는
indecency
명. 겸손하지 않음; 저속함, 상스러움; 점잖지 못한 언행
public intoxication
명. 술취하여 소란을 피우는 행위
apparently
부. 분명히, 명백히; 겉으로 보기에, 보아지건데
squishy
형. 부드러운, 뭉개지는; 철벅철벅 소리를 내는
evident
형. 분명한, 명백한
screw
동. 나사못으로 붙이다, 나사못으로 달다; 강요하다;
탈취하다; 속이다, 사기치다; 성교하다 (속어)
darn
동. 수선하다, 꿰매다; 저주하다, 험담하다
embarrassment
명. 난처, 무안, 당황
